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International Scammers...Fun, fun, fun

Apr. 22nd, 2008 | 09:56 am
mood: amused amused

Long story short-ish, I have been trying to sell appliances that I purchased and can no longer use on-line and have been recieving a # of text-book, hilarious, international scammers trying to swindle me over e-mail. I must share:



1.) Best and favorite- broken Engrish and everything, all in CAPS:

HELLO,
I'M INTERESTED IN PURCHASING YOUR( 2008 Model, Professional Series Frigidaire-- Refrigerator, Washer, Gas Stove) I WANT YOU TOGIVE ME THE BEST PRICE YOU ARE WILLING TO SELL IT,i WILL MAKE YOU A REASONABLE OFFER FOR IT AND ALSO E-MAIL ME THE PIC'S AND MORE INFORMATION ABOUT IT ALONG WITH THE PRESENT CONDITION AS OF IT NOW DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SHIPPMENT I HAVE A SHIPPING COMPANY THAT WILL CATER FOR THE SHIPMENT AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT MY TERMS OF PAYMENT WILL BE A CERTIFIED BANK CHECK OR MONEY ORDER DRAWN IN U.S FUNDS..THANKS AND HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST..

..
BEST REGARDS...
RICHARD WASHINGTON...

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I should add that this man has a UK based e-mail address.

Favorite line= "hoping to hear from you soonest." ;)

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2.) Still entertaining:

Hello, i just wanna place a Quote on your ad posted by
you is it still available for sale and wht is the
final price you wanna offer it for sale , can you pls
tell me more about the ad ,

Mode of payment:Check

Regard

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I like that his name is Regard.

Favorite part= "mode of payment:Check."


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Grannie's Grillz

Feb. 2nd, 2008 | 07:55 pm



This is called lazy photoshopping.

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(no subject)

Oct. 18th, 2007 | 06:40 pm
mood: groggy groggy

As amused and charmed as I am with San-X's Workout Dog...



I am horrified by Tire Dog.

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(no subject)

Oct. 12th, 2007 | 01:21 pm
mood: calm calm

Penny and her new BFF- Charley ;)

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(no subject)

Sep. 30th, 2007 | 07:11 pm
mood: chipper chipper

I am super excited Mike and I are adopting a second Chihuahua! He looks just like Penny and is super sweet. His name is Charley. Photos to come ;)

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When I get bored, I do this...

Aug. 22nd, 2007 | 01:04 pm
mood: mischievous mischievous

You Are An INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.

In love, you are an easy person to fall for. But not an easy person to stay in love with.
Although you are quite flexible, you often come off as aloof or argumentative.

At work, you are both a logical and creative thinker. You are great at solving problems.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.

How you see yourself: Creative, fair, and tough-minded

When other people don't get you, they see you as: arrogant, cold, and robotic

Your Personality is 61% Addictive

You definitely have an addictive personality, and you're probably hooked on something.
Even if it's just peanut M&Ms or online shopping.



Your Unique Halloween Costume is a Birthday Stripper



Shocking? Maybe...





There's a Chance You Could Be Violent



Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.

Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.

Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

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Wowa in motion...

Aug. 2nd, 2007 | 01:49 pm



I love this photo ;)

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(no subject)

Jul. 24th, 2007 | 11:56 am
mood: good good

I am obsessed with Google Earth. I have been plotting out all of the places that I have travelled on the globe. I am really geeking out. I highly recommend doing the same.

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(no subject)

Jul. 13th, 2007 | 11:45 am

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070710/ids_photos_wl/r1203870351.jpg;_ylt=AqQaWBAlC4KN_MVqDAinqvEEtbAF

This is soooo cute it hurts!

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Dogoween?!

Jul. 5th, 2007 | 11:07 am



I need to steal this idea. I think Penny could bring it all home with this one.

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